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Getting to Know Utah Travel Agencies

Getting to Know Utah Travel Agencies

You would not believe the number of letters we recieve on a weekly basis in the Johnny Road Trip Blog mail room asking (nay pleading) us to write an article regarding Utah travel agencies. In an effort to stem the tide of the deluge this blog post is an attempt to respond to this most desperate request. The various authors of these letters all seemingly need this information quickly in order to service some need that is not all together clear to us. Alas, it is not important that we are aware of this reason. It is enough for us to know that this need exists and exists on a level that requires imediate attention.

UNDERSTANDING UTAH TRAVEL AGENCIES

On the other hand let us not be too hasty. It might be worth speculating as to why these many letter writers are in the predicament they seem to be in. Knowing this information may very well help them with the problem that aparently requires so imediate a solution. For example, by knowing this information (and we mean this in the gnostic sense) we shall come to a better appreciation of the very conundrum in which they presently find themselves. In other words we (that is the editorial board of the Johnny Road Trip Blog) will recognize just what it is that is troubling them and from that empathetic platform can embark on a healing solution that is both efficacious and robust.

Do not get me wrong. If Mr. Johnny Road trip himself were aware of this situation I have no illusions that all hell would not break loose. He has told me on many occasions that he has absolutely no tolerance for this sort of thing. I certainly cannot blame him for this sensitivity but that is really not something that I can presently trouble myself to attend to.

Cletus the Mechanic

Cletus the Mechanic

cornWhen engaged in a road trip it is extremely important to drive safely because there can be few things worse than being involved in a car accident far away from home and finding yourself in an auto body repair Salt Lake City. Just think about it. One minute you are on vacation, driving down the open road in a location you have never seen before and enjoying the sights. You get into a car accident. The next minute you are standing in a dirty auto body shop being gouged by a man named Cletus because there is no other auto body shop for another one hundred miles.

In other words, getting into a car accident while on vacation can turn a joyous occasion into a very uncomfortable experience. This is why it is so important to drive safely when on a road trip far from home. Some might say that part of the joy of a road trip is in leaving your familiar surroundings and throwing your normal state of caution to the wind. Accordingly, the admonishment to drive safely is in effect a “buzz kill”. This may be true, however, we here at Johnny Road Trip feel that an even bigger buzz kill is having to deal with Cletus in an auto body repair Salt Lake City when you should be on the open road feeling the wind blow through your flaxen locks.

Poor Cletus. He gets a bad reputation. He is probably a competent mechanic. He might be a little rough around the edges and a little uncouth. But you will not be visiting to make small talk and eat finger sandwiches. You are seeing Cletus because you were not driving safely and got into a car accident when you should be cruising down Route 66 feeling the sun on your skin and the wind in your hair.